I’ve been too easy at bands coming to Skatopia’s Bowl Bash this year. It’s time to raise the stakes.
You’ve chosen wisely. Our dark lord Skatin welcomes you. Talking to Jesus may be a dollar, but Skatin will never turn you away.
He does require tribute:
1. We require a case of PBR. (For your Safety)
2. A Van full of strippers. (For our Safety)
3. Punk Rock. (For the harm of society)
If you think you’re up to it, let’s details.
I love mein Job.