The Failed Artist (Hipster Edition)

This post starts out in a convenience store where it faithfully ends. Surrounded by expired snack cakes, she belches the typical clerk’s complaints: “Not suppose to be here”, “Better than these people”, and her primary sin “When my art career picks up” Little does she realize that ringing hipsters up for American Spirits does not […]

RAIN, RAIN, Go Away: Government’s New Anti-Protest Device Exposed

The Secret Service in a press release today announced its new weapon against protesters codenamed the Radical Anti-Insurgency Network (RAIN).  Its primary function according to the release is, “[…] enhancement of patterns in troposphere,” affecting what is commonly known as “weather”. RAIN was recently put online in Pittsburgh, PA in lieu of more traditional anti-protester […]

Mixed Messages on Flickr

I was browsing flickr today feeling rebellous. The graffiti tag search is useless. Whether street art, urban art, it seems everyone loves Banksy. Yes, he’s good. Real good. He makes up most of flickr’s graffiti photos pages deep. This shouldn’t be. Please. Stop loving Banksy. Blek le Rat Blek le Rat is a Frenchmen in […]

Cool Twitter Messages

This Globo-Corporate Marketing Valentines Day, I’m single and escape the clutches of greeting cards. Instead, I decided to post some personalized DM’s I send new followers on Twitter. Letting them know, someone in the twitterverse doesn’t Auto-DM. You Valentines Day gift is the title tag on each user link. Cool Twitter Messages @briyanni You’re background […]